Crack of the Week...

Good morning everyone,

I apologize for being a slacker this week, but I promise you that I have a good excuse. For those of you who don't know, I own The Cafe and Blackraven's Reviews, of course, but I also own Dark Divas Reviews. Well, each of the sites are undergoing a makeover and Dark Divas Reviews was up first.

What does that mean? It means that I've been obsessing with the wonderful woman who has designed the new website. If you're curious as to what it looks like, go ahead and check it out. http://www.darkdivasreviews.com.

We are posting reviews, but as you can see, we're also still working on loading all of the page. However, the two most important things are fully operational which are the posts for the reviews and of course, the reader's poll. The reader's poll for June is now available for you to vote. It took me a while because there are almost 50 awesome books for you to choose from as your Book of the Month. So, go for it by CLICKING HERE.

For those of you who are Google Connect Followers of Dark Divas Reviews, no worries, I was able to move everyone over without you having to sign up again. How cool is that. Yep, my GEEK status is at an all time high this month. LOL!

I want to thank you for being patient with me and leave you with the Crack of the Week. No worries! I'll be back in a bit to giveaway some goodies.

This wonderful joke came from Sherry on one of my Yahoo Groups. Enjoy!

Crack of the Week

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait ... Sorry ... I'm thinking of wine.

Its wine that does all that.

Never mind.

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